Right now

I'm bored! Someone have any good jokes?

well you asked for it..

here's a stupid joke

A: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
B: A Chopin Liszt.

EvaPierco a écrit:

A: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
B: A Chopin Liszt.

Good one, Eva!

> How I'm feeling right now?? Fed up with my course of law so please, keep the silly jokes coming

A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

courage Dorientje! I'm working my ass off right now and I'm Ill But I can't take the risk to skip classes

Eva

EvaPierco a écrit:

courage Dorientje! I'm working my ass off right now and I'm Ill But I can't take the risk to skip classes

Eva

O, sorry to hear that!!
GET WELL SOON!!

You know, going to class is the best remedy..Just give your germs to your class mates and you'll be feeling a lot better

ps don't work too much

Thanks Dorien!

Omagaad :d everybody is soooo sweeeet here

haha, yeah, I will make my whole class ill, so we won't have to go to class for a whole week :d that's the spirit!

And ps: don't worry, I will go to bed early, like a good girl

Citation :

A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

I love this one!!!

Citation :

A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

I love this one!!!

Good jokes!!

I remember one stupid (and I mean REALLY stupid) joke I made up some time ago:
Which actor always feels deserted and lonely?

...

Sylvester Alone

I know... I have issues

Get well soon, Eva! Another tip: when I get sick, I always go to my girlfriend, kiss her passionately and that way... pass it over to her Just kidding of course

You naughty boy!!

Tim a écrit:

Good jokes!!

I remember one stupid (and I mean REALLY stupid) joke I made up some time ago:
Which actor always feels deserted and lonely?

...

Sylvester Alone

I know... I have issues

Get well soon, Eva! Another tip: when I get sick, I always go to my girlfriend, kiss her passionately and that way... pass it over to her Just kidding of course

good joke :d

and thanks, but unfortunately I don't have anyone to kiss passionately at the moment..

But it's not necessary, because I'm cured, I think

kiss

Eva

A: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
B: Because he's Haydn!

Good joke lool I've already noticed you like classical musicians jokes..Don't you like them all? ahah

well here are more jokes

A:"Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
B: "Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."

You should do stand-up, I'm telling you...

Oh dear, I've run out of good jokes, I'm afraid (I still have tons of lousy ones though; for whoever's interested, give me a call )

jokes are jokes!

give ! give! give!

I'm feeling a bit ill for the moment... I caught a cold...
Last week I got the flu...diseases are 'cheap' this time of year

Oh poor Dorien Get better faster!
Stay at home, and take care of you
It should be a Medical category of forum in this one.. You'd be the first patient!

Hehe, thank you Nick!!

You're welcome!
I hope you're better.. I feel a lil lonely here.. Where are you all?

Yeah, it's a bit silent in here, isn't it? Where is everyone?

Already feeling a bit better, dear? Healing kiss!